![]() ![]() ![]() ♪ Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Shrek hops out his outhouse and his routine like taking a mud shower and farting in his pool. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Like that's ever gonna happen. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess.
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